Honorary Vegan: A t-shirt explanation

Vegan
def. A resident of Vegas, Texas. A small hamlet in West Texas on Route 66. Host to the CMT reality series Popularity Contest.

Vegan
def. Strict or pure vegetarianism. A philosophy and lifestyle that seeks to exclude the use of animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose. Vegans do not use or consume animal products of any kind.

Vega Texas is in the heart of ranch country. Rest assured that the thought of Veganism in West Texas is unheard of and the last thought that crossed the minds of the residents of Vega when then made shirts for the crew of Popularity Contest naming them Honorary Vegans.