Official Alligator Handler

Yes, it's true. One of my previous jobs involved handling alligators. (In addition to other Mississippi River critters.)

One of my colleagues learned of this previous job title and believed it was worthy of long term preservation. He captured the title on a personalized clock. Now the piece has a place of honor in my office.

Hmm, I wonder if the title, 'Official Alligator Handler' may be too intimidating in my current role as personnel manager? Eh, musicians...alligators, quite a similar pair.