Sunday, October 21, 2007

A list of actual places to travel in Texas...


Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
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Love the Sun?

Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423
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Want something to eat?

Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey y , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Pearland, Texas 77581
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556
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Why travel to other cities? Texas has them ALL!

Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462
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Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don't bother buying a plane ticket!


Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian , Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460
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No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse , Texas 75791
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We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth , Texas 79031
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And a city named after our State!

Texas City , Texas 77590
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Exhausted?

Energy , Texas 76452
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Cold?

Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas
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Hot?

Poolville , Texas 76487
Cool, Texas ( Parker County )
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Like to read about History?

Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
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Need Office Supplies?

Staples , Texas 78670
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Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus , Texas 76084
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You guessed it.. it's on the state line..

Texline , Texas 79087
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For the kids...

Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560
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Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... : :))

Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
West, Texas 76691
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
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And last but not least.. The Anti-Al Gore City

Kilgore , Texas 75662
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< B>Have a Good Day!
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P.S. Whoops, left out :

Muleshoe
Cut n shoot,
Hoop And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget.......
Farewell , Texas
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And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......

KNOTT , TEXAS
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Well, whata you know????

3 comments:

Mrs. C. Yeates said...

Ya know...I've been in several of those cities.

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious!!!! Too bad we didn't see tham on our last visit... doubt many of them are around I-35 South. :) I hope your week goes better. And if you need yo vent outside of Texas, give me a call.

David Kirk said...

Hello from Kermit, Texas!